Monday 12th
Alice Chiddy Those who believed Millais' paintings had lost focus found themselves well vindicated.
Janie Harland Eric was not amused. His parents had gone on holiday and left him to prepare his own Christmas dinner.
Matthew Robinson While the jury deliberated Tom Thumb started to question whether asking Old McDonald if he knew a good lawyer was he smartest move
Adrian Fowler Young Tim did not know what came first, but he was certainly enjoying his post-coital cigarette.
Sharon Zeqiri Poster for 2012 Seething Festival - The Under 5s Chicken Wrestling contest will be sponsored by Full Strength Capstan.
Simon Tyrrell Sadly, limited public health service resources in Edwardian Hackney found the community doctor sharing the local vet's waiting room.
The Annual tradition of the ‘12 Captions of Christmas’ continues in Seething Wells. A picture was posted in the morning on Facebook and anyone could come up with a suggested caption.
Sixty-eight people voted in the competition and the winners are highlighted in larger print (some were incredibly tight). Congratulations to them - their entry will be on the front of the card with the runners up on the back. You can buy a set of all 12 cards for just £10 with profit going to charity - if you are interested in purchasing a set email lefithegoatboy@yahoo.co.uk
Tuesday 13th
Alison Fure I'm afraid there was no evidence that you are with child madam
Nick Barr Agatha was severely unimpressed with George's first attempts at muff diving.
Sharon Zeqiri Dr. Emily Grainger's cheeky attempt to pass off her pioneering head transplant operation as a success was met with disbelief at the Seething Soft Furnishings Expo of 1902.
Becky Mayhew Gertrude tried desperately to maintain a stoic expression despite being faced with the glaring fact that Clarence dressed to the left.
Andy Bacon Growing tired of Buster's repeated claims of " I'll eat my hat if..." Hermione was left no choice but to buy him a gift that would shut him up once and for all.
Alice Chiddy 'Try watching Match of the Day now' thought Ermintrude, hiding her mirth...
Wednesday 14th
Mark Flexman Frank always found getting the early train gave him the morning horn
Janie Harland Heralding a record load of Talcum being brought out from the mine, were the world famous Seething Talcum Colliery band.
Homage de Fromage This would be the last time the Swiss Marching Band tried to jump the level crossing
Lucy Marianne Flashmobbing started to gain popularity in the early 20th century
Richard Stillman Oh, it was only a matter of time before you hopped on that band wagon.
Nick Barr Commuters are in uproar over the latest rise in fanfares
Simon Tyrrell I know you really wanted the Red Arrows, but the Schloss Adler Formation Display team was all they had for the price.
Thursday 15th
Lianne-Marie Collins "No, I really do have 16 free tickets for dancing on ice !"
Mark Flexman The Penguin biscuit sales force were relentless
Harriet R Field "That's it Larry, next time it's fancy dress I'm calling you before I choose my outfit. We look like a low budget version of happy feet."
Simon Tyrrell A young Princess Elizabeth rehearses her future role in the annual state opening of Parliament.
Janie Harland Alice looked round the heads of the suited commuters at her uncle, Lewis Carroll, and sighed. "Uncle, are you taking mind altering drugs again?"
Tim Bray Due to future budget restrictions, the BBC were forced to scale down their ambitions for the next series of Frozen Planet.
Tobias Melons So far the police have caught 3 of the assailants, if you have any information or recognize anyone in this picture, give us a call at Penguinstoppers.
Paul Mckee COMING TO A CINEMA SOON...."ATTACK OF THE MIDGET NUNS"
Saturday 17th
Tuesday 13th
Friday 16th
Nick Barr The "burkini" has been causing controversy on the catwalks of Paris.
Philip Mark Hetherington Perhaps choosing Homepride as sponsors was not the wisest decision Julia Morley had ever made.
Mark Flexman Something told Susan that this competition wasn't in the bag
Tony Davis Tension builds as the Movember winner is about to be revealed.
Rowan Denton Contestants in the Miss Bognor pageant of 1963 trying not to be spotted by Bruce Forsyth
Andy Bacon Medics devise new tests establish if its really necessary to look at the mantlepiece while stoking the fire.
Sharon Zeqiri The Salford Sextuplets used every means to maintain that they were identical despite rumours to the contrary.
Oliver Webb Entries for the 1880 Turner Prize were particularly poor.
Lynda Anderson Trials of the revolutionary 'posture-o-matic' had to be abandoned at the Fenella Harborough Finishing School after reports from the girls of mysterious 'sensations'
Sharon Zeqiri Professor Ernst Trevithick refused to further develop this prototype of his 1893 Time Machine after he pitched up in 1906 as Mrs Gloria Buntree.
Rowan Denton Ann Summer wasn't sure her new portable massager would fit in her handbag.
Lucy Marianne One of the Crown Court's cleaning staff posed in exhibit C5 to show the jury how Mr Thropwaite was catapulted to his death.
Harriet R Field Mrs Smith went to extreme lengths to avoid telling her children how baby's are really made.
Margaret Willes There must be an easier way to keep the Christmas lights going.
Sunday 18th
Geoffrey Austin Went out on a stag night last night - and pulled this amazing bird.
Tobias Melons Discovered as a baby in a Bavarian forest, Ulrik the deer boy soon adjusted to the bohemian café culture of Vienna.
Harriet R Field Due to the credit crisis Santa's grotto was a little bit low key this year.
Sharon Zeqiri Looking back at old photos of Eric "The Richmond Park Flasher" Higgins, Fenton of the Yard at last realised why he had evaded capture for so long.
Alison Fure The young Rudolph improvised the annual Christmas Eve present drop around the living room, although Santa wasn't having any of it.
Tony Davis With some subtle symbolism, young Trevor depicted the Pagan origins of the Christmas festival.
Simon Tyrrell "He's there, he's there ..." Emmerich was yet to win hide and seek while Geordie the myna bird was out of his cage.
Monday 19th
Rowan Denton Arthur was getting a bit bored with the in flight movie, so he challenged his fellow traveling companion to a spot of suicide tennis.
Mike Harris the RAF were determined that their best tail gunner wasn’t going to miss a sortie just because of a tennis final.
Homage de Fromage Ryan Air's surprise sponsorship of Wimbledon had come with some strings attached
Simon Tyrrell it was sudden death in the tie breaker
Oliver Webb The Stig was beginning to wonder if Top Gear had anything to do with cars these days.
Sharon Zeqiri As their marriage chuntered on, it became increasingly obvious to Esme that Tarquin would do simply anything to avoid Sunday afternoon tea with her parents.
Tuesday 20th
Simon Tyrrell Should've gone to Specsavers.
Matthew Robinson Now I know what you're thinking, did I fire 6 anti-matter proton beams or five Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a High Energy PX62 Exterminator Ray Gun, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Philip Mark Hetherington Timothy regretted taking up Sky TV's special offer not only were the dishes unsightly, the remote control was really complicated
Tobias Melons Having successfully traveled back in time Arthur the child genius, wondered why the backwards people of the late 20th century failed to take him seriously.
Brett Alderton The remake of Thunderbirds had an even lower special effects budget than the originals.
Lynda Anderson The defence cuts were really starting to bite.
Alison Fure 'you can't push willy where willy won't go'
Thursday 22nd
Elizabeth Mc Donnell Intent on cutting Marlene's hair to her specifications, Samuel failed to notice one small error in his logic...
Mike Harris Molly Wilkinson-Sword, the best a man can get? Anton thought not.....
Rosalind Maroney Violet prayed that Gilbert had indeed completed the last module at the Edward Scissorhand school of courting...
Janie Harland Her prayers were answered - a hairy man with impressive equipment.
Homage de Fromage The family loved musical charades and Kurt and Kitty's 'The First Cut is the Deepest' was a particular favourite
Simon Tyrrell ha ha ... scissors beats paper ... ha ha ...
Philip Mark Hetherington Doris knew her hand signing needed work when seeking help from Trevor for her insomnia?
Wednesday 21st
Rosalind Maroney Still so captured by the success of his first basket weaving course Garth hadn't realised his vital mistake...
Alison Fure the bulrushes died, the river bed silted up and he was fast growing out of his basket..... but still no one came for Moses
B.j. Hathaway "I'll show you Mum" .. little Harry Houdini would spend the rest of his life proving her wrong...
Seanie O'shea Despite his fathers assurances Yuri was convinced he would be waiting a long time before he finally made it into space
Simon Tyrrell Buttons had spent the hours since it struck midnight trying to escape ...
Paul Stott No matter how many times he forced a smile for the photographers Pierre knew the concept for the new portaloo had a few holes in it.......
Roger Hayes a rare picture of Lefi's second cousin, Bertwhistle. the (freshwater) Lobster-boy of Seething
Simon Tyrrell Arlo was rubbish at hide and seek.
Friday 23rd
Janet Lake Finally, Christmas Day had arrived. Gran had been boiling the Brussels Sprouts for days....
Barry O'Mahony The Beckham family were hoping to remain incognito on a visit to Hampton Lido but the shape of David's lunch box gave the game away.
Harriet R Field Cameron decided to personally promote holidaying in the UK. But of course took the necessary precautions whilst surrounded by the commoners.
Nick Barr It was always best to check which way the wind was blowing before visiting the Lagoon lido in Berrylands.
Gary Mason The future will bring many things, including safety in the knowledge that should your family suffer an anthrax attack, they will still look amazing in their unisex swimwear.
Homage de Fromage The family began to wonder if Maureen's shoes were attracting attention to them
Matthew Robinson The Original Reservoir Dogs concept ideas missed the gritty edge the producer was looking for.
